when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
my roommate and I put up our tree today
cowards-dice: it’s made of tape, yarn, and failure
Prank Fail →
People Getting Scared →
Loving Niall should be a law.
vickystypayhorlikson: Obama Is working on that.
slysadie: crab-claus: slendermannequin: smilelikeyouneedit: + I don’t understand
according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblr more like 2.5 hours a day more like 2.5 hours an hour
kat-chup: when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
in fifth grade
me: ur sitting in my seat
kid: i don't see ur name on it
me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up